Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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