Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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