Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We were destined to go to rehab together
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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