i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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