I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
honey bunches of taint.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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