im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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