I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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