You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Randomize
