I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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