how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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