worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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