You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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