But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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