break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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