okay pat passed out under dana's car
you win again, gameday.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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