She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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