You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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