How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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