New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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