hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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