i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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