Small penises have feelings too.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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