I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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