She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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