This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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