"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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