just come out here and I will go home with you...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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