have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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