So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
