Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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