i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just pee around me
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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