I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I party with great urgency now.
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