I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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