He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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