it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We're too hungover to prance.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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