She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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