It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
