im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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