dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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