stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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