i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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