i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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