ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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