at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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