I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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