Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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