Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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