Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just want nice things and good sex
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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