I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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