so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Dear god my vagina.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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