i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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