i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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