Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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