So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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