i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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