I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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