That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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